Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
she peed on how many people?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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