I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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