S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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