Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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