At least make sure they are 18
Why
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just gargled with NyQuil
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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