im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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