So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm really busy with my period
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