I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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