life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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