I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
