I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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