What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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