told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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