I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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