We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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