she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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