Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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