I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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