why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Never joke about your clitoris.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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