shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
