Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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