What a fucking waste of an outfit
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
