Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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