i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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