its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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