there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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