We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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