Me too!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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