I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
be right there i have to get my cape
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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