Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you traded sex for a burrito?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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