For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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