Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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