i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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