this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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