I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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