belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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