I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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