So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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