New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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