Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
