I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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