so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
