they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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