omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
My vagina is very pro this idea
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
ok first of all what the fuck
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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