How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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