We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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