his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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