stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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