is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
