Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we're making bets on your personal life
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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