return my video game
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I don't deserve a penis
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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