I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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