So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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