Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We had to coat check the pizza.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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