a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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