I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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