wrigley field is MILF paradise
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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