Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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